or Real American Heroes as they're also called. Here's an example:
Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower-Outer
bud light presents real men of genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower-Outer
(Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower-Outer)
Dressed in slacks, button down shirt and ball cap, you take to the mound announcing to everyone in attendance I am fully prepared to make a complete fool of myself.
(You're on TV)
Over the backstop, half way to the plate, in to the back of the umpire's head, who knows where your throw will land.
(It hit me in the groin)
Your fastball was clocked at a breath-taking 8 1/2 miles per hour
(That's almost ten)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light O Friar of the fireball, watching you will always be our favorite pastime.
I'll be the first to admit I'm not clever enough to come up with one right away so I'll post this now and hopefully have made one up by sometime tonight. If you need more references just google for it.
Most sites apparently are going down because Anheuser-Busch doesn't want them giving away their commericals. yeah it sounds stupid to me too. so make yours original and I guess change it to Real TCF of Genius