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Old 08-19-2005, 06:42 PM   #1 (Print)
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Completely pointless musings...

Got a pointless musing? Put it here...

For example....

Why is Tommy Lee in the Missy Elliott video?

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Old 08-26-2005, 11:38 AM   #2 (Print)
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Why can't Puff Daddy/P Diddy/Sean John/Diddy keep one damn name and leave it at that.
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Old 08-26-2005, 12:44 PM   #3 (Print)
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Why does my shoe squeek when I walk on linoleum.
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Old 08-26-2005, 01:10 PM   #4 (Print)
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Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

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Old 08-26-2005, 01:14 PM   #5 (Print)
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Why does the Navy have air bases?

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Old 08-26-2005, 01:16 PM   #6 (Print)
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Quote:
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"Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round"


Just wanted to quote your sig, my fav Queen song by far, love it!

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Old 08-26-2005, 01:56 PM   #7 (Print)
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Why do you park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?



I believe from the same source ...

Why do you have a pair of panties, but only one bra?
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Old 08-27-2005, 08:54 PM   #8 (Print)
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Why are they called apartments when they are all together? Shouldn't they be togetherments?

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Old 08-27-2005, 09:12 PM   #9 (Print)
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Why the hell are ketchup packets that size? Ever seen anybody use just one ketchup packet? It's just stupid that they aren't larger.
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Old 08-27-2005, 09:25 PM   #10 (Print)
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A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill
himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on
their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant
to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid
someone will clean them?

Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the
right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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Old 09-04-2005, 02:04 PM   #11 (Print)
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Why is there a thread about pointless musings
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