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Old 08-17-2005, 09:47 AM   #1 (Print)
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Snappy comebacks

I cant think of anything good at the moment to finish this line I will need before the day is out.

"He cuts more corners than......"

A LA county car chase boo


I'm at a loss

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Old 08-17-2005, 09:57 AM   #2 (Print)
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Old 08-17-2005, 09:57 AM   #3 (Print)
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than a Mexican being chased by INS.

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Old 08-17-2005, 09:58 AM   #4 (Print)
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Old 08-17-2005, 09:59 AM   #5 (Print)
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Old 08-17-2005, 10:02 AM   #6 (Print)
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"He cuts more corners than the Jerk Store called. They're running out of you."

I don't get it.
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Old 08-17-2005, 10:02 AM   #7 (Print)
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Old 08-17-2005, 10:04 AM   #8 (Print)
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"He cuts more corners than the Jerk Store called. They're running out of you."

I don't get it.


It's just a snappy comeback. Has nothing to do with corners.
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Old 08-17-2005, 10:07 AM   #9 (Print)
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than a Mexican being chased by INS.

Disclosure: " I'm from South America"



Oh, I like this one. Very well done.

I have none of my own as of yet, but if I can top this one (which I doubt I can) I'll definitly let you know
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Old 08-17-2005, 10:07 AM   #10 (Print)
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It's just a snappy comeback. Has nothing to do with corners.
Oh. Gotcha. I like that. Much better than the rude, stupid "Have a steaming mug of STFU."
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Old 08-17-2005, 10:07 AM   #11 (Print)
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Old 08-17-2005, 10:12 AM   #12 (Print)
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Old 08-17-2005, 10:45 AM   #13 (Print)
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Old 08-17-2005, 10:49 AM   #14 (Print)
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Old 08-17-2005, 10:49 AM   #15 (Print)
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Old 08-17-2005, 10:52 AM   #16 (Print)
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Old 08-17-2005, 11:10 AM   #17 (Print)
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...than a guy running in circles...


Good one.


"..a slicer in a Kraft cheese factory"

I like it better than my last one but still lame

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Old 08-17-2005, 11:11 AM   #18 (Print)
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...a pair of scissors.


Good one as well. Simple and to the point.

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Old 08-17-2005, 11:15 AM   #19 (Print)
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Old 08-17-2005, 11:17 AM   #20 (Print)
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. . . The Cincinnati Bengals secondary.



took a second

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Old 08-17-2005, 11:20 AM   #21 (Print)
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..than Howard Stern cuts cheese.
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Old 08-17-2005, 04:21 PM   #22 (Print)
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Old 08-17-2005, 04:59 PM   #23 (Print)
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than a prostituion vice squad.

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Old 08-21-2005, 08:24 PM   #24 (Print)
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"YOUR MOM!" Im sorry, just everyone in our school says that and its beginning to get on my nerves. No personal harm intended!

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Old 08-22-2005, 05:40 PM   #25 (Print)
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"YOUR MOM!" Im sorry, just everyone in our school says that and its beginning to get on my nerves. No personal harm intended!


No the proper reply would be "Your Sister!" Your Mom just won't cut corners!

(Ok now the PC note ... No personal harm intended!)
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Old 08-22-2005, 05:47 PM   #26 (Print)
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Old 08-26-2005, 04:20 PM   #27 (Print)
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Old 08-26-2005, 07:33 PM   #28 (Print)
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Old 08-26-2005, 10:31 PM   #29 (Print)
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Old 08-27-2005, 10:44 AM   #30 (Print)
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